#having only come back because the mob boss whose son I pegged gave up on trying to track me down to put my head on a pike

[lunerabo]

I’m open to my aversion to the idea of having children changing as I get older and get more life experience but I know for a fact it won’t change for as long as I have not gone on some awful adventure whose small details I can drop on my kids in the middle of making dinner before acting like nothing happened because at this point I think it’s well established that if I am ever to have kids I will be the father figure between the 180 decibel sneeze and the frequent trips to Home Depot but I can’t fully fill those shoes without having the crucial element of Dad Lore™